Misery, thy name is Boy.

Today, I joined a Facebook group that says,
Somewhere between long talks and making fun of each other, I fell for you ♥.

Okay, so the initial plan was to surprise the birthday girl at night.
But she said she couldn't make it. Sooooooo, we surprised her in the afternoon!
I told her, (two days before her birthday), that there will be an airmail sent to her place for her, (which I ordered online), on her birthday itself, from 2pm-4pm.
So I asked her to guai guai stay at home and wait until it comes then can go out. LOL.
So in the mean time, after Pig's camp, we rushed to JP to complete the DIY cake from the icing room.
Bus-ed to birthday girl's place, and SURPRISED HER WITH THE CAKE. (and the fact that we told her we can't celebrate her birthday with her.)
LOL. Dang~ We forgot to take a video of her damn surprised look when she saw us. 8D
But anyhoo, peektures! :D

Don't mind the holes. It was previously occupied by candles. LOL.

US! With the 17th year old girly girl. <3

She couldn't bear to eat the beautiful art work of pig and i. Hahahahah.

Afterwards we went to Swensens to satisfy my cravings for chicken baked rice.
BUUUUT, it wasn't that fabulous. I'm disappointed, actually.
*sigh* I miss the awesome baked rice I used to have when I was younger. ):
ANYHOO, shout out to the birthday girl. (:

HAPPY 17TH GIRL!
I hope the surprise yesterday will leave you a deep impression of us.
Hopefully, you will always remember that we will always be your best/good/awesome/fabulous/funtastic friends.
We will always love you for who you are from the deepest corner of our hearts.
All the best for the journey to adulthood. Never give up, and never forget that I am just a phone call away.
Love you girl. Loads.

I am darn lazy to blog about Science center. Yay me.
HAHAHAHAHAH, BUT I blogged. Soooo...I can no longer be labelled as lazy. 8Dv

I was wrong, for so long.

I don't know what got over me.
I don't know how to explain it to you.
I don't know why I feel so, left out.
Maybe, maybe because I hate to think you had fun without me.
Maybe, maybe i'm just another selfish bitch.
Maybe, maybe we are not meant to be afterall...

My blog is dead.
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Oh. That rhymes. :D

I woke up this morning at 8. I pondered if I should read the MOE message for roughly, 2 seconds.
Then I decided to go back to sleep.
I woke up at 10+ and decided, this is it. I read the message.

MOE: JOWYNN ANG YU YING, you are posted to NANYANG POLY, FOOD SCIENCE & NUTRITION (C69) under 2010 JAE.

At first, I thought I got into Nutrition, health and wellness from Singapore poly.
I was contented and dropped my head back to my pillow.
THEN MY EYES SNAP OPEN WIDE.
FOOD SCIENCE?!
I reread the message.

Nanyang Poly.
NANYANG POLY.

The first word that came to my mind was: Fuck.
I called my dad and yelled into the phone. He told me to appeal.
Next, I called pig. Then I started to break down and cry.
Why me.
Results suck.
Posting results suck even more?
It's so unfair. (Don't tell me life is never fair, fuck you.)

Then after (I threw alot of stuff around, cried and whine/scream/go hysterical to pig) a few hours that felt like a million years, I decided, it can't be THAAAT bad. (I have friends who need to retake and friends that get into a course they DON'T WANT.)
I mean, Food science and nutrition is something I don't mind doing.
I just mind the distance. *sigh*
So i decided, everything happens for a reason.

I'm gonna go with the flow.
Sooo... NYP, ANYONE?! :D

(Dear friends, who are going to different schools. I can't really express in words here how much I will miss you guys. I have a sudden rush of emotions I can't describe right now. But, no matter how much lesser we are talking or hanging out, I wanna let you guys know that although we all have moved on, all of you have been part of my best memories in my secondary school. I wish you all success. And, text me as and when, okay? Would love to hear from you. (:)

(To be continued...)

HEADS UP WARNING: Rants ahead. Scroll down (fast) to avoid wall of rant.

Okay, first of all.
The blogshop is a flop.
BECAUSE OUR FIRST BATCH CANNOT BE COMPLETED.
Something happened to the supplier and can you imagine?
Instead of $20+, we had to pay $55?!
Like, WHAT?!
I don't wish to critisize the supplier but whatthehell.
You need to learn how to do business proper, pronto.
You have lost our total trust in you although you're our friend.
Hopefully everything will be settled by this week.
Super disheartened. TYVM.

Secondly.
I am super pissed off with this friend of mine.
Yes, like I said, I may have gotten sucky results for my Os.
THANKS ALOT.
BUT AT LEAST IT'S ALOT FREAKING BETTER THAN YOU.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO, "Oh, I saw your facebook status, so ke lian. So how? No JC for you?".
(Somewhere along that line.)
Two words.
Fuck you.

And to that girl who is about to break up with your own boyfriend.
PLEASE, KINDLY, find someone else that is SINGLE, AVAILABLE and is willing to look at your ugly face every second of his life.
This is stupid.
How many girls do I need to bitch slap before they learn to not touch other people's boyfriend. *rolls eyes*

Alright.
I have nothing to rant about anymore.
*cheers* :]
But it's currently 1.48am and i'm super tired from all the walking and *cough*shopping*cough* with pig today.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT, as promised, here are the very random pictures I wanna post up. For today.

Her name is Yuki. She's my grandmama's dog.
AND SHE IS MAD CUTE I TELL YOU.
When you call her name, she tilts her head...

LIKE THIS!!!
Makes my heart melt. *melts*

(Sorry for the blur pictures. She's very hyper active.)

*jumps to another random topic*

Went to red lantern a long ago. With my aunt, uncle, parents and brother.

(Colour does not match with the genuine thing.)
Custard crab. SUPERB. Crab claws as big as the coke can!!! MADNESS.

Pretty Mango pudding but taste wise? Fail.

*jumps to another random topic*

Choir grad. :D

Okay. I have no more random topic to jump to. :D
GOODNIGHT WORLD.

P.s.
I fell in love with the colour, Gold.
Byebye Orange, HELLOOOOOO GOLD. (No lah, I still like orange as a, bright colour. :D)

GOLDEN NAILZ FTW.

P.s.P.s
Today, I realised that guy who cheated me of my PSP (Oh, I didn't blog about that? It's okay, i'll update you soon.) had to RETAKE his Os in a private school because he got a fucked up score. Oh nooo, don't misunderstand me. I'm not jumping for joy at the expense of his misfortune. Neither am I laughing AT him.
No, I just thought that, maybe it's all karma...
Do YOU believe in karma?

I spent $17 on my JAE application. Fml.
Congratulations to me.
I HOPE IT'S ALL WORTH IT!!!

I know it's unnesary unnessary unnescessary OHGODDAMNIT. unnecessary, but here are my twelve choices. :D
It's a mixture of business and life science. It's okay, i'm a lost bird and I roll (?!) like that.

I had this argument with my brother because he insisted that I put those businesses courses at the top.
But I was like, if I can't get it, then won't I be wasting those spaces?
So I decided to mix them.
Whichever course I get into, I know i'll be happy. :]

Anyway, pig and I spent about an hour cooking 3 Mushroom Risotto yesterday.
It was tiring.
(Okay, not so much of me because all I had to do was stand at the side to pour water. HAHAHAH.)

It has 3 kinds of mushroom in it. Rice, milk, kikkoman, AND HELL LOT of fatty butter.
But the end product was, kind of better than what I expected. ROFL.
Too much butter, too much fats.
By the last few mouthfuls, I gave up. It tasted nice, but I was kinda, sick of it. O:

Okay, i'm just gonna post random pictures after this sentence, i'm kindda, lazy to blog proper. ):
I'm sorry. Onsugar chose to be a bitch today and refuse to upload my pictures. ):
I guess i'll have to do it some OTHER day then. HAHAHAHAAHAH.
-runs-

Ps. I have more silent readers than I thought!!!
Oh my god. People actually READ my blog.
I love you people. :3

First of all, I have results that don't deserve bragging.
But I might say i'm pleased with my Mathematics.
EXTREMELY disappointed with English and Humanities.
Note the caps.
But what's done is done.
Time to move on. Quit the crying and whining and the, "If only I...".
But to those who rubbed their results in my face (no matter how many As) and to those who looked down on me just because I don't qualify for JC, fuck you people.
Congratulations to those who have scored dream results and Weiting, for the 8 pointer.
(:
PLEASE DO NOT READ WHATEVER THAT IS IN ITALIC BELOW THIS SENTENCE IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE, STUPID, AND ACT LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD.
I can't bring myself to stop hating people that got As for English. I'm not saying that i'm good in English, whatsoever. But I don't think I deserve whatever I have now. I can't say that whoever who got As for English don't deserve it because i'm pretty sure they worked hard at it. But I did too, so why did I only receive a B. /sigh. This world is so unfair...

And, i'm still mad at you for saying that I don't have a point in going to a JC open house. I felt so, insulted. I could have gone to a JC, but I flunked my Humanities. Yeah, i'm happy for you that you got good grades, but shouldn't you be a little more, sensitive? I felt so, sad and discouraged when you simply said, "There's no point, right?". Why can't someone who, has no point in going to a JC as quoted from you, go for JC open house? Was there a rule stating that people who aren't eligible to go to a JC can't go for JC open house? Maybe you didn't mean it. But whatever the case, that did hurt. Thank you very much.

And to that girl who acts like she owns every boy in this world, you suck.
You should keep your hands on your own boyfriend instead of pawing at someone elses.
(I'm sorry I keep swearing and ranting. It's the time of the month and some egoistic boy just pissed me off.)

I think I have more or less decided what courses I want to put in my 12 columns. (:
Thank you all, for the encouragements, the hugs (I LOVE HUGS, give me one when you see me.), sensible words and advices. I love you people.

To friends of mine that have just taken your results, please don't be sad (if you are) anymore. Look forward to whatever that's installed for us in the future. No matter where you guys end up in, please always do remember me, Jowynn Ang Yu Ying. Miss me when you have the time. Call me when you need my love. Text me when you want someone to talk to. MSN me as and when you see me online. Leave me a message and tell me you miss me when i'm busy or away. Don't spam ah! (Else I will be annoyed. LOL.). I love you people and I hope our friendship won't just end like that. Good luck with your new step in life and please keep in contact.

To juniors taking their Os this year, this may just look like a wall of text right now. But please READ and ABSORB. Don't just read and forget, it's important.
I've been through what you will be going through in roughly, 6 months. (2010 batch) I want to tell you that I regretted NOT starting to study way earlier than I did. Regrets, it's makes the heart so sour, so, hmm, I don't know how to describe that feeling. But anyhow, don't cry and regret when you get your results like I did. There's no point. Work hard now. NOW is the time. Don't tell yourself, "AIYAH, I have like, 6 more months?! Still long.". I can tell you straight in the face, it's not enough. I didn't listen to my seniors when they told me that. I had the same attitude towards studies. Fail ah? FAIL LOR. Please don't follow my foot steps. Work hard, study hard. The results are worth it. Jia you. (:

Blogging. Doesn't seem so, interesting anymore.
I don't like the way onsugar works when it comes to blogskins.
So, standard. O:
But then again, I might just, stop blogging all in all.
I doubt anyone even READS my blog. O:
Tag me if you do, maybe i'll consider. :D
(It'll be so, unflattering and paiseh if noone tags. Oh, whatever. Hahah.)

It's currently close to 2am and i'm super tired. Post something with pictures some other time. PROMISE! :D

It's funny how I could get so upset over just a word.

Heh heh.
Okay, here I am. I promised a looong post to some awesome friends.

Sorry that I haven't been blogging for so long.
I was busy, NOT LAZY.
My friend and I recently set up a new blogshop.
It's nothing much, YET. But I know it's gonna be awesome.

http://www.mystiqueshoppa.blogspot.com/

PLEASE DO VISIT, give your comments (here, or my msn, NOT the enquiries board.), OR SIMPLY PURCHASE SOMETHING.
Then I will love you forever. :3
(Wanna sincerely thank Denise here, for being the first one to support us. And, Smelly pig for linking us up. Thanks lovelies.)

Alright, I have been going out very often these few days. O:
And when I go out, I BUY BUY BUY BUY. EAT EAT EAT EAT.
Then end up being? BROKE BROKE BROKE BROKE. PHAT PHAT PHAT PHAT.
Lemme see, i've been to Vivo for a million and one (Only 8) times this month.
313@Somerset for 3 times?

(It's much bigger than what you see in the picture. If you haven't been there, you loser.)
313@Somerset is awesome I TELL YOU.
They have nice clothes, nice shoes, AND NICE FOOD. (Although a little pricey.)
FOOD REPUBLIC THERE IS VUVUVU-WHOAH.
No kidding.
Go try their TOM YUM HANDMADE NOODLES.
Not only that, there are SO MANY variety!
The WHOLE top floor sells food. IMAGINE THAT.
AND AND AND AND.
The KFC there is MUST TRY!!!
(I know, you will say, WHY. KFC everywhere what.)
IT'S DIFFERENT I TELL (scream) YOU.
Chicken is COOKED, (sometimes you see red bits, NO RED BITS IN 313'S KFC!), coslaw is, heaven.
LIKE, FRESH.

I swear it's glowing at you. O:
I r happy girly girl when it comes to food, glorious food. :3
Okay, back to point.
I went to 313@Somerset with Yvonne.
Worth it. /thumbs up.
Pictures below are all, CAMWHORED (and on different days.).
:D







There was a CRAZY sale going on AND I SAW THIS DAMN CHIO SHOES.
But it's like, $50+++. Mad expensive. O:
CHIO SHOES!
(Phat legs are phat. Pardon me for having phat legs.)



(Legs are mine. Hand, not mine. LOL.)

PROOF THAT THERE WAS CRAZY SALES GOING ON!!!
So then while we were walking to the MRT station.
I decided to be all so kaypoh and step into BeautyCredit.
The one that Koo Hye Sun (Gum JanDi) spokeperson-ed for.
THEN WE WERE SUDDENLY ATTACKED!!!
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By the friendly sales personal there, Cam.
HAHAHAHAH.
She was really nice. She explained to us alot of things we don't know.
And we got introduced to, BB CREAM.

/plays sparkling music.
This baby, cost 64 FREAKING DOLLARS.
Heart attack I tell you.
But Cam was nice. She still entertained us, apply it on our hands (suppose to use on face, but I don't like people touching my face) and GAVE US FREE SAMPLES to bring home and try!!!
So nice right? :D
So I promised her I will convince my mama to visit BeautyCredit. Heh heh heh. /psychos.
It's really good service, smiles and all. Go visit her when you go to Somerset! It's just outside the MRT station walking towards 313. :D

Okay, I have been blogging for AN HOUR NOW. (Onsugar uploads ONE picture at a time.) It's 1.14am.
Speaking of which, I may consider going back to Blogger...
HMMM...

Anyway, I decided that HEY, this is a long enough post to keep you people ENTERTAINED.
I will blog about my resolutions, Choir grad party and Vivo city, SOME OTHER TIME.
Maybe next week.
HAHAHAH, I am going out with smelly pig on Tuesday to eat chicken wings. CAN'T WAIT. (For the chicken wings.) <3

GOODNIGHT, I mean, GOOD MORNING WORLD!
:D